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'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'We've re-branded.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Page not found...

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Clickbait

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

I've always been slower than computers...

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