Tiktok Lover Pillows

Tiktok addiction

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I, TikTok."

Ice shelfie.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Herb's from Texas."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Take two aspirin and follow me on TikTok."

Nutflix

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'We have the same pinterest.'

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Phone generation.

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"Details of your firing will be posted on my Tik Tok after 6pm."

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"#skydiving"

"As seen on TikTok...."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'