Tiktok Enthusiast Pillows

"I, TikTok."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Swedish TikTok

"Why do you keep leaving me out of the TikTok posts?"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

"At least we agree to disagree."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

How logos change over time.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."