Tiktok Enthusiast Gifts

"This is off our first TikTok."

Swedish TikTok

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Digital Fomo!

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"She looks just like in your photos."

How logos change over time.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The Thinker?