Tiktok Devotee Pillows

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Take two aspirin and follow me on TikTok."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"As seen on TikTok...."

"Details of your firing will be posted on my Tik Tok after 6pm."

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Swedish TikTok

'Have you given serious consideration to adding investment-grade Star Trek trinkets to your portfolio?'

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"If you didn't sit around sucking up bandwidth all day, maybe your waistband-width would get smaller."

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

"But I wasn't texting officer. I was tweeting."

Wi-Fi

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

Man leading a procession of followers around a moutainous region waving a heart