Tiktok Devotee Pillows

The New Gods

"I, TikTok."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"God, I love this show!"

"Take two aspirin and follow me on TikTok."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

"I've picked up too many nasty Hobbits."

"As seen on TikTok...."

"Details of your firing will be posted on my Tik Tok after 6pm."

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Swedish TikTok

'Have you given serious consideration to adding investment-grade Star Trek trinkets to your portfolio?'

King Trump on his Twitter Throne

Image of Trump sticking tongue out on app on phone.

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"But I wasn't texting officer. I was tweeting."

"If you didn't sit around sucking up bandwidth all day, maybe your waistband-width would get smaller."

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

Wi-Fi

Don

Sir Alex Ferguson