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"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

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"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

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"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

"Am I not being funny enough?"