Franchise Fan T-Shirts

'I don't actually have lemonade here. This is where I sell 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchises.'

The Nut Expanded Universe

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

"It's a franchise."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Knight feeding his kids.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Right here's fine."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'