Film Follower Pillows

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Can't Touch This

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Kirsten Johnson

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Now Playing at the Europlex

"Like my new haircut?"

Harriet Walter

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Ennio Morricone

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

I want to be a lawn!

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'