Vintage Movie Follower Gifts

Doris Day

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Housekeeping?!"

Steve McQueen

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Buster Keaton

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Jimmy Cagney.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

The Gladiator.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

David Niven caricature

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Lumiere brothers caricature

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Fred Astaire

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Laurel and Hardy

King Kong

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Hitchcock's The Birds

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Jack Nicholson

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"