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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Comedy Cafe

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

'Play it again, Sam.'

The Gladiator.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

David Niven caricature

I'm Spartacus.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Hitchcock's The Birds

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Lumiere brothers caricature

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Interesting encounters in history.