Vintage Film Fans T-Shirts

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Leslie Caron.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

Comedy Cafe

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Steve McQueen

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

Titanic: How's my steering.

The Gladiator.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

David Niven caricature

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Michael Caine

Fred Astaire

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

King Kong

Cary Grant

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)

Marilyn Ghost

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Marcello Mastroianni.