Film Festival Circuit Gifts

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Glastonbury. After.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Leslie Caron.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Happy Easter

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

"Bloody hell!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.