Film Festivals Gifts

Tenafly International Film Festival

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Betty Ann in Cannes

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Kelvin and Hobbs (Roy).

Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Cimafunk

Face painting.

Bacchus.

Southwark Fair.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Leslie Caron.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Tension filled the tent.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Easter