Film Festivals T-Shirts

Tenafly International Film Festival

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Betty Ann in Cannes

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

Kelvin and Hobbs (Roy).

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

Glastonbury. After.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tension filled the tent.

Happy Easter

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .