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"Is it any good?"

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

"Bloody hell!"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Now Playing at the Europlex

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Movies through the decades.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

The Odd Couple.

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'Oh man, every time.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.