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"This leads to the actual library."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Curiosity'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

Psst! Stay in character!

American Idle

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

The secret society of 'prentice knights

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"... Well, maybe you have double vision because you keep ordering doubles."

Wiki Leaks

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

"Yes, Henry, you were adopted."

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

'It's my husband. . . quick, under the bed..'