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'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

EU: Behind the scenes.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Hang on a minute...'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'It means, like, stop filming...'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'Holy shit!'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Teacher's Lounge

Psst! Stay in character!

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Stage hand has cigars ready.

The secret society of 'prentice knights

"One day, my teacher went in there and never came back out."

"This leads to the actual library."

"It's a good thing no one ever found out about this."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

Wiki Leaks

'It's my husband. . . quick, under the bed..'