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"It's a good thing no one ever found out about this."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Mysteries.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Other Fiction

Closet.

"Hmmm?!"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Bookshop Adventure

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'Holy shit!'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"I'm still looking, sir."

'I can see my scratching post from here.' (Cat up high)

Nonviolent Clue.

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

Pop-up shop...

Self-Storage

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."