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Escape Room. Pretend your tee time is in one hour

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

The discovery of electricity...

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'Outside with that!'

Desert Island Fantasies

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Spot the fur ball.

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Caveman bathroom

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

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Wine...Spirits...

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'