Escape Room Explorer Gifts

Escape Room. Pretend your tee time is in one hour

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Out To Lurch

The discovery of electricity...

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'It's an antique!'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'Outside with that!'

Desert Island Fantasies

You have the worst spring breath.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Houdini Museum. Can you at least give us a hint where the exit is?

Caveman bathroom

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Wine...Spirits...