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"The bottle was in here."

Welcome to the Conspiracy Files...

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

'You know too much!'

$1: Family Secrets

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Channelling on the Cheap

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

New York Netherworld

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."