Property Potential Seeker Gifts

'This cartoon has loads of potential'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Starter Homes

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.