Property Seeker Gifts

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"Ahh, here it is. . . I new we had it somewhere!"

'Yes, I know I told you only this morning that the property was within your price range....and this morning it was.'

'It's a quite neighbourhood except for the occasional drug busts and mob wars!'

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Wait until you see the view from the den!"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'When you said view of park, you didn't say it was a CAR park!'

Show me something in my price range.' 'Do you like camping?

'That house in the much-sought-after area...where the devil is it?'

'This is great, I'll take it.'

'Four bedrooms, parking and a decent garden near to your social work office in Kensington for less than £250,000...I'll just bring up a selection for you to choose from...'

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

'TA-DAAAAA!!'

I already own waterfront property.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'This much sought after bungalow - we couldn't find it!'

'We found our dream castle. Now we're looking for our dream cottage.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

House hunting is cruel.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Starter Homes

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'I need to get a bigger place.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'