Property Shopping T-Shirts

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Starter Homes

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"