Rebuilding Enthusiast Gifts

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I found the termites!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Fixing the TV.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'