Home Design Lover Gifts

Hello Mr. Ognik? I'm from the Homeowner's Association and ....

"I'm not casing this house - I'm coveting it."

'Another self build...'

Giant wants his shoe back.

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"Forget about No14, it's an architect designed house! All the walls are curved: it's almost impossible to find a good spot for a web..."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Second hand furniture.

Painting the Ceiling

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Creative department

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

The World's Easiest Airport

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Pea green

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."