Decoration Enthusiasts Gifts

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Man's best friends."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Doulton Canada Geese

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

King Madras

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Pea green

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'