Design Admirers Pillows

A tortoises shells

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

Early Colour TV

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Early cave painters

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Futons/Futoffs

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Naked Furniture

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roller Coasters

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"