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A tortoises shells

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The World's Easiest Airport

Early Colour TV

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Early cave painters

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Roller Coasters

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Artists At The Auto Show

Futons/Futoffs

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."