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"Being adversaries got stale, so now we're drinking buddies."

New York Stock Exchange: No Bulls or Bears were injured in today's trading.

'I'm too tired to hear the whole story. Who wins, the bear or the bull?'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

"Thank you for concisely assessing out prospects for future market share growth..."

The Bull & Bear Tavern: Happy/Unhappy Hour 5-6

Wall Street: Be Greedy/Be Fearful

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Housing bubble

'I wouldn't exactly call this a bear market or a bull market. It's more like a chicken market!'

Loft Extensions Company - Extended Sales Chart.

"Sales have been normal."

Stock Exchange - All Seats Now Equipped with Oxygen Marks in Case this Market Goes Higher and Higher.

'A 'bull market' is only a 'bull market', but a good cigar is a smoke.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'The recession is over, again.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.