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'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Gurkenman...you're a victim of galloping inflation."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

G7 Summit Concern

Economy - USA.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'