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'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'The recession is over, again.'

Business is off the chart.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Business News.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Sell South Africa!'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

The Decline of the Euro.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe.

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'