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Three Bear Investments, 'Too low', 'Too high', 'Just right'.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

Out of control

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Bought GE stock at its high.

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'