Technicality Thinker Mugs

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Math Dreams

Ascent of Machine.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

Sigmund Freud.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Gadget geek.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'3-D TV Kit'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Fur Baby

"Bonk!"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Must be another paradigm shift."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

I've always been slower than computers...

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'