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"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Math Dreams

Ascent of Machine.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Sigmund Freud.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

"Bonk!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Fur Baby

"Must be another paradigm shift."

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."