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"Until the face recognition software is installed I'm going to have a hard time remembering your names."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

God's Phone

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Websiteless -- please help.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Buy my data $20"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Christmas pudcast"

This Cave Updated Daily.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"