Tech-resilient Thinker T-Shirts

"I heard you have a really bad toothache."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Covid and Restarting School

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

God's Phone

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Buy my data $20"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

This Cave Updated Daily.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'We're trying for a baby!'

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

Rationalization

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'