Tech-resilient Thinker Pillows

"I heard you have a really bad toothache."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Covid and Restarting School

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

God's Phone

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Buy my data $20"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

This Cave Updated Daily.

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Websiteless -- please help.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Sartre's E-Mail

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."