Forward Thinker Gifts

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'This is a novel way to teach math but I'm afraid we can't try it. It's never been done before.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

"Struthers, you've always been on the cutting edge."

For the last time, it's not about being a big fish and I'm not looking for a smaller pond!

Capitalism Runs Forward

Unlucky caterpillar

'Now remember, it is never too soon to start thinking about a pension.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Satya Nutella

"I wanted an ankle tattoo, so I had it put on my thigh when I was young."

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Ban on Free Speech

"Meet the author"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

Crap from the future.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."