Mind Mechanics Enthusiast Gifts

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

Thinking.

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

She's good, but Mom's better.

"You've got a few screws loose."

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Now read that back to me.'

Dominant Shrink.

Flowcharts.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

"She was lying when she said she said she was telling the truth... but she was telling the truth when she said she was lying."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'You're in denial.'

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

Clerk in tax office filing between fact and fiction.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

Ludwig Wittgenstein

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'