Mechanism Enthusiast Gifts

An Incendiary in the Loft

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You've got a few screws loose."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Lighting a Pipe

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Jeremy Clarkson

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"He adored that old car !"

Cat flap for a truck.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

My dad loves his motor.

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

Duck with outboard motor.

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

Zero Fuel Taxis

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

Hard-working.

Forklift truck