Mechanism Enthusiast Prints

An Incendiary in the Loft

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"You've got a few screws loose."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

Lighting a Pipe

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Jeremy Clarkson

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"He adored that old car !"

Cat flap for a truck.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

My dad loves his motor.

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

Duck with outboard motor.

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

Zero Fuel Taxis

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

Hard-working.

Forklift truck

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."