Money-minded Marvel Gifts

'I go in there to borrow two million dollars, and they have the nerve to ask me how much I make!'

"I'm not real sophisticated about investing, so just put me in stocks that make money."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Greed.

Counting my Bonus...

The Personal ATM

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'Wait a minute....!

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Hares looking at Euclid

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

Magician creates magic square

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Red Letter Days - Payment of Dividends