Money-minded Marvel Pillows

'I go in there to borrow two million dollars, and they have the nerve to ask me how much I make!'

"I'm not real sophisticated about investing, so just put me in stocks that make money."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Greed.

The Personal ATM

Counting my Bonus...

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Wait a minute....!

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Hares looking at Euclid

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

Magician creates magic square

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

Red Letter Days - Payment of Dividends

Financial Consultants: Gambling with other peoples money since 1987.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."