Money-minded Pillows

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"Deflation is relative."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'Say, isn't that your accountant?'

'And briefly, what is it that attracts you to a job in banking?'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'That's the first Dollar I ever made -- I'm thinking of converting it to Euros.'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

Greed: The Catalog.

"Retirement plan? Nobody here makes enough to afford to retire."

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

"Our business is all about change. A penny here, a nickel there...it adds up."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

Warren Buffett as a child

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

The United States' economy deflating.

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

Financial Eyesight

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money