Money Mind Pillows

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

'You're not allergic to moulds or pollen, but you are interest-rate sensitive.'

Man having dollars fed into his arms via IV drip.

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

Danger ahead for the US economy.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

wealth investment

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

Counting my Bonus...