Money-minded Me Pillows

"Forget the children, consider staying together for the sake of your finances!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

Warren Buffett as a child

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

The United States' economy deflating.

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

Financial Eyesight

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

Pollution and money

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."