Money-minded Kid Pillows

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'That's my boy...'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

Financial Eyesight

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

Pollution and money

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"How do you make any money?"

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Forget the children, consider staying together for the sake of your finances!"

"Hoping to win the lottery is not a retirement strategy!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'