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'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

Sam's Nation Building

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Back to school expenses.

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

The cost of Halloween.

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

Budget Stoplights.

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"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

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