Budget Conscious Kid Gifts

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I could only afford a Yo.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

Sam's Nation Building

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Back to school expenses.

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

Budget Stoplights.

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

The cost of Halloween.

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'